You all should be proud of me.....

Well, I've been working on making the human woman crazy and I think I've gotten it done...

Lastnight when Smokey ate his chicken and vegetables mixed with dry food, he instantly threw up. I think he ate too fast.

Well, I happened to be there when it happened and the food was still looking good so I ATE IT!!!!!!

Mom screamed and tried to stop me but that made me eat it faster. It was great! I think she seriously almost lost it!

Go on and crazy your humes up a bit more with this stunt! Guaranteed to work!